Look, a SingTel redesign! With Flash! (Yes, it was quite a while ago. Humour me.) Where can they take me today? (Slogan-copying land?)

What manner of rich awesome expressive flexible internet interactivity await us underneath those mysterious boxes?!?!111 ZOMG I MUST CLICK

It’s… it’s… it’s two dudes standing around looking bored. Rather, two of the same dude looking bored, except one is in a suit and is so bored he plays with his phone. Wow, the guy on the left could really win a staring competition. Seriously, they paid money for someone to stand around looking bored just for this one page? Because subsequent pages don’t follow up on shuffly dude at all.
Anyway, SingTel, I guess I understand why you saw fit to waste my bandwidth and processor cycles on two bored-looking dudes - it’s all worth it to portray the right corporate image.
(Reposted from yjsoon.)